My name is Lydia and my parents didn't think out my name at birth. Twitter and Instagram are both klemmlydia l-/
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This could literally be an Onion article
Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out
unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins
checked it out and uh
‘small room’ is generous, motherboard
THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD
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More women
Thank god they decided to make more
Wow
Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
The tags fucking one shotted me
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me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight
someone: knocks on my door
me:
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Waste their time.
i’m gonna die laughing at this and i want it on my fucking gravestone
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